This post is dedicated to ekim. Here is a list of what he is.

Unfunny.

Uncool.

LIAR.

Nine years old. (Happy Birthday)

Idiot.

Newfag, in that way that he thinks he is awesome for saying TL;DR when I said it before him.

Incapable of using spelling and grammar.

Unrelenting. (Give up already)

Faggot.

Unwarranted self important, because he thinks he is God because he got hacked.

Please, donate to our fund by delivering more insults I may have forgotten.

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Fuck off Malachy.

This post is insufficient.

FIX IT.

Edit: SUBSTANCE

http://www.cracked.com/funny-36-twilig ht/

Ekim has no point in existing.

2:49: Copy of Modern Warfare 2 recieved.

3:00: Modern Warfare 2 Campaign on Veteran began.

12:02: Modern Warfare 2 Campaign on Veteran complete.

God have mercy on my lifeless soul. A Veteran campaign of a game I never played completed THAT FAST. With 700 gamerscore already. This is horribly disappointing, yet exciting.

Fuck, does that mean others have done this? Fuck you Infinity Ward and your easy campaign.

I just beat Dragon Age: Origins.

Motherfucking ending nearly made me cry. BECAUSE OF IT'S AWESOMENESS.

These are actually NOT spoilers. Your playthrough, if there is one, will be completely different.

Werewolves who were pretty cool guys and not furries found a cure to their illness. Then they established 120 shrines of me.

Knocked up a witch to save my life. Yeah, she was my character's girlfriend or some nerd shit like that from the start, but she did this to save my fucking life. Apparently killing Gods kills you. UNLESS YOU HAVE A SON. Which means sequel. Because she ran away and raised it as her own. Bitch.

Chosen best friend became a King. That means I get half of the Kingdom for being cool like that.

Found my long lost brother. Family-fucking-reunion.

Elves that I abused and then decided to help built entire cities devoted to my Grey Wardenness.

Dwarves that I elected to be President or some shit were retards and poisoned the President I pick. Then the traitors were smited by volcano gods. FUCK YEAH.

The Ashes of SomefakeGod that I found and killed a Dragon guarding it were discovered again by the Chantry (churchfags) who put it to STEM CELL RESEARCH to heal Abominations.

Templars that I fukken saved built moar statues and taught Mages how to stop a Blight from happening again.

Every military force on the Earth was trained to combat Archdemons and Darkspawn. Because I told them to. This is why Bioware is fucking awesome and I have liked them since their first game.

Which is also why that makes me a nerd. Also, pic unrelated.

I am even moar better than you all now.

LEVEL UP.

You are all untalented fuckwads. (S)he is not. http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/zer oinsanity/group-picture

Notice how it is original and there is no Final Fantasy, Naruto, Bleach, Inuyasha, or Code Gayass shit there. Look at your drawings. duolC with a giant hammer is not original. Naraara (thank you ED for the following examples) or Saucegay or Sakuneji are not creative either. Your hideous sonic recolors with names such as "Blaze the Hedgehog" or "Raven the Not-a-Raven-but-a-Nightwing-hayguizami coolyet?"

Also, copying that photo and adding a moustache to someone is not original, you fucktard.

This is my ORIGINAL CHARACTER DON'T STEAL!!1!!11!!

You must be mistaken. This is not Sonic. It's Sonic star.

I got Red Rings of Death. And the worst code possible, 0102.

THE ONE NO ONE KNOWS HOW TO FIX. I don't trust Microsoft with my hard drive, and I don't know if my warranty is still there. Post tips.

Edit: I like how my parents are okay with it and are sending it in. I guess I'll be hanging around here for 2 weeks then.

Brutal Legend.

It's a good game.